Ghost!
This is the 39th day I have been in here.
A serious case
happened
in the Third Substation this day.
Hao.
What are you doing?
Are you poisoned
or did you boil yourself?
Hao Yun,
this is the most important day in my life.
I must nip out.
I left your phone number for the express.
Remember to get it for me.
Help me fill out the summary
of last earthworm case.
Chief Zhou,
did you smell stinky odour?
It's the Pheromone perfume of Butterfly.
Loving Style series.
921 special design.
You won't understand even if I tell you.
What's in your palm?
Nothing.
Hao Yun.
What's wrong, Hong?
My son put me in trouble this morning
by showing his love to a girl in front of everyone.
Awesome!
The teacher wants to talk to me.
You mean you want me to come with you?
Not really.
Do me a favor. Help me work for a while.
I'll be back soon.
When will it start?
We have been here since 4 o'clock.
Wait.
What's going on, Hong?
They all come here to get married.
There are two stamps.
This is for marriage, and this is for divorce.
How come they divorce?
Some get divorced before getting married.
Divorce is here, and marriage is there.
I have to go.
I'll leave it to you.
I will give you higher marks in next assess.
Hong,
Hong.
Mr. Duan,
why people are all so weird today?
Today is the legal courtship day for us,
921.
It means only loving you.
Today
people are easier to pursue their love,
and they don't need to work.
If they succeed, they can even get a reward.
Why don't you celebrate it?
What are you waiting for?
Help me.
Didn't you want to commit suicide?
Why did you steal fish instead?
No.
I still want to kill myself.
I spent over 40 hours in the cold storage,
and nothing happened.
I was too hungry,
so I decided to eat something.
You're so imaginative.
I think he doesn't really want to kill himself.
It's not all my thoughts.
I learned some
from this book.
Knowledge and action should be together.
There's a chance.
I'm not picky at all.
Let me tell you.
If you keep doing this,
you'll get a serious result.
Right.
Intrusion and threatening people.
They are mortal sins and cannot be forgiven.
How about
asking the organization to kill me?
Don't push your luck.
You think I can't handle you,
don't you?
I will fully cooperate.
Calm down.
Listen to me, listen to me.
Come on.
Don't stop her.
Well.
Calm down.
Come on.
Let go of her.
Almost. Come on.
Calm down.
Get out!
Sit down!
Don't be defiant in front of me.
I will make you imprisoned in the head office
for the rest of your life.
Boss,
listen to me.
Calm down.
Liu Guodong was in the head office
for four or five times.
They won't accept him any more.
At last, he'll still be in here, right?
Think carefully.
He eats a lot, and makes a lot of trouble.
Keeping him here is harmful for our unity,
so I have
a little
immature suggestion.
I think
we can
put him outside,
and leave him alone.
There are so many people waiting here.
We can't let them wait so long, right?
No, no, no.
Let go of me.
Please kill me.
This date must be my anniversary of death.
This date
must be my anniversary of death next year.
Smile.
OK. Next.
Boss,
isn't he acting shamelessly?
It disgraces the image of our substation.
I don't care.
Just ignore him.
Bride, smile.
Xiaojuan,
be my girlfriend.
This is the Maserati specially made for you.
Xiaojuan, be my girlfriend.
The ownership of the villa is you.
I hired four maids and five cooks for you.
You can move in at any time.
All right.
You can leave now.
She will be taken care of by me from now on.
Why?
Who are you?
You gave her a Maserati,
but you still have at least 10 luxurious cars
in your garage.
What you gave Xiaojuan
is less than 1/10 of what you have.
You
gave her a big villa,
but dude,
you run a real estate company.
You have at least
100 villas like this.
What you gave Xiaojuan
is less than 1/100 of yours.
We are all transformers.
As we all know,
a chameleon
will only become pink when finding the true love.
Xiaojuan is my Miss Right.
Although what I gave Xiaojuan
is not as good as yours,
it's all I have.
Mr. Liu, what are you doing, Mr. Liu?
You are in empathema?
What are you drinking?
My face!
True love of life?
100%?
Xiaojuan,
actually I was pink naturally today.
I didn't think it's even enough.
So I beautified it a little.
But Xiaojuan, you must trust
my love for you.
Xiaojuan.
Fine, Mr. Liu,
you ruined my day.
We'll wait and see.
Cheers.
My little rainbow,
I love three things in the world.
The sun
for the day.
The moon
for the night,
and you
forever.
I finally remember it.
Who is it?
Oh, no,
Liu Guodong.
My perfume!
OK.
Next.
It is said that marriage is the tomb of love.
Why are they hurry to get married?
Boss,
you don't understand.
The graveyard is more expensive now.
If you take actions late,
you won't be able to afford it.
What about you?
When do you plan to be buried?
I need to live a few more years.
I won't further burden our country.
Stop talking. Make the stamp for us quickly.
Hurry! We've waited for a long time.
Hurry!
Stop!
Shut up!
Today is the day for declaring love.
It's once in a blue moon.
Don't you want to give it a shot?
It's your festival.
I won't get in the way.
Boss,
in fact there is always a question confusing me.
Are you bisexual
or monosexual?
Get out!
I want to live longer.
Got it.
I hope you can become a man
and find your love as soon as possible.
Boss,
calm down.
This flower was returned
after Bian declared his love.
I wasn't excited.
I just smell gas.
Do you smell it?
Liu Guodong,
do you want to die?
I inhaled them all.
Useless.
Or
I try this?
Put it down.
He wants to turn today into Tomb Sweeping Day.
He wants to die,
but I want to fall in love and get married.
He has greatly impacted my work and life,
and even directly caused economic losses.
Although the money was too little to care,
it's a matter of principle.
I totally
understand how you feel.
The sayings goes that
if you are patient for one moment,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
As the mainstays of Third Substation,
you should treat people
with more sympathy,
less punishment,
more persuasion,
and less blame.
If everybody can show a little love,
our place will be wonderful.
But...
What does he mean?
He doesn't want to solve it for us.
Sorry,
I was offline just now.
Stupid teammate.
Be together.
Who the hell cut off the electricity?
Liu Guodong.
So horrifying.
Liu Guodong's bad behaviors
have impacted our bureau.
We must punish him seriously
to prevent him from being a scourge.
Then we help him commit suicide,
or help him be killed by others?
Wu,
don't talk about killing all the time.
No killing.
We are the staff of Bureau of Transformer.
How can we commit an crime?
Our aim
is to turn him into a normal transformer
who does no harm to the world.
All the staff
should
compete with each other.
The first team finishing the task
can get double bonus,
and be paid vacations
and junkets.
If you agrees,
you may go to the head office.
So
who wants to try first?
No hurry.
One by one.
The first one,
Liu Xiaohong.
Mr. Liu,
the saying goes that
to live is better than to die.
You are a living person now.
Why do you always want to die?
What you've said was so irresponsible.
You haven't been dead before.
How can you know which is better?
It says on TV and books that
the most valuable, most important,
and most precious thing in the world
is life.
Doesn't it mean
to live is better than to die?
13.7 billion years ago, the Big Bang formed
the prototype of the universe.
Milky Way didn't come into being
until 66 billion years ago.
About 4.6 billion years ago,
the earth was born.
What are you going to say?
For our universe
planets are so small.
For planets,
our life means nothing.
Precious and invaluable
are words for diamonds advertisement .
I have nothing to do with it.
Don't talk such nonsense to me.
Are you the universe?
No, you're not.
You're merely a worm.
You can live only once.
If you lose it, you'll lose it forever.
Isn't it precious?
After I die,
my body will decay, and microorganisms
will decompose in the ground and air
to return to the ground.
You and I are only temporary carriers
for the energy circulation.
Losses are what we have in the end,
then what's the meaning of being alive?
You
should live for the moment.
Don't think too much.
I didn't put forward this topic,
and the birth of life cannot be controlled.
How misery life is!
Birth, aging, sickness, hate,
separation and desire.
For a living human being,
the most misery thing
is that he has memories,
and can't get rid of it.
Being stuck in the memories
is like the life imprisonment.
Hong,
Hong, are you OK?
I want to die.
Can't you stop talking, Liu Guodong?
Boss,
why are we holding hands?
In case he runs away.
If he wants to kill himself here,
how can we catch him?
Actually I always want to come here,
but the ticket is too expensive.
Can we try as many as we can?
We can get reimbursements anyway.
What are you talking about?
We are working.
Let's go.
Bian,
look, is it our Third Substation?
I saw it. I saw it.
I also saw the health center.
How old are you?
Did you do bungee at the East African Rift Valley?
Did you catch bears on the Arctic glaciers?
Did you parachute at 1,0000 meters?
Have you joined the Second World War?
Did you fight with Nazi with real guns?
Did you see a person die in your arms?
None of them?
Let me show you
what is the real thrilling experience.
A freak accident happened recently.
Three men released the guard bar
and fell from the recreational facility.
But people in here knew nothing about it,
and they were nowhere to be found.
Whether they survive or not is still unknown.
We will keep track of the matter.
Plan 3.
What is our plan, Hao Yun?
Did you notice that
the frequency some time ago
wasn't such high?
Basically once a day.
But when it came to the middle of September,
the frequency of has greatly increased.
I made a graph of his suicide for the last ten years.
We can find that
on around 9.21 every year,
his frequency of suicide shows a new peak.
I infer
his suicide relates to affection.
He is so fond of killing himself,
who would be with him?
Anyway,
it's right
to start from the affection.
They are all here.
Single and of proper age.
Male and female.
Look at them, Mr. Liu.
Do you like them? I can introduce for you.
Or I invite them over,
and you see them in person?
Don't try so hard.
I have lived such a long time.
I have seen the world.
If they are not OK,
who else?
I have
a little immature suggestion.
What do you want?
Examine you.
Take off your clothes.
Please examine carefully.
Here.
How do you feel?
Then,
here?
Here?
And
here.
Doctor Wan,
I can't recognize
your handwriting
as a doctor.
In most cases, Liu Guodong
doesn't like women.
He likes men?
How about you transforming yourself
to check?
So do you.
I...
If I had met Doctor Wan 300 years ago,
I might have had a crush on her.
300 years?
If we knew
life was like a dream,
we would have lived together
until old age.
Jin Se.
Manqiu.
Wake up.
Guodong,
it's like I'm having a dream.
We go back to the past,
and you are still young.
It's not a dream.
I am young.
Nice.
Manqiu.
My grandson,
get your grandpa
here.
Cuifen,
I'm not our grandson.
I am Guodong.
You bastard.
How come
you don't grow old?
Cuifen.
I have lived for hundreds of years,
and fell in love with 12 women.
I saw them
die in my arms.
I don't die.
I can't grow old
with my love.
So later, I thought
maybe,
maybe I could be alone
for the rest of my life,
and stop harming others.
So that's why you want to kill yourself.
I thought
I could be alone for my whole life.
But
it's so hard
to be confronted with loneliness.
You guys, please do me a favor.
Help me to kill myself.
Dear, I will always love you.
Marry him. Marry him.
If a relationship
can't last forever,
will you choose to accept the fact
or to be alone?
I,
I might be with Fourthy for the rest of my life.
I mean if...
Boss,
Mr. Liu
is only a special case.
Common people won't have such situation.
It's not a special case.
Our eels
get married as female
before 22 years old.
After 22, we become men
and get married with women again.
Getting married twice?
No one will have the constant love.
We get married just to keep our family blood running.
For eels,
there's no eternal love.
So you want to become men sooner,
for you don't want to get married twice, right?
If,
before transforming,
I mean,
if you fall in love with someone
at the first sight,
would you be with him?
Temporary companion
will worsen the pain.
Hello, Mr. and Miss.
We have a special activity for today.
A couple can get a free meal
by kissing under the love sign of our shop,
and shooting a short video of this.
Would you want to try?
No.
Is there any other way?
It's free.
Let's have a try.
No.
Mr. Liu,
why are you lying here?
Why don't you jump off a building?
I won't die.
Anyway,
you have nothing to do now.
What if you make it?
Jin Se,
Guwalgiya,
Qi Yun,
Huifang,
Weihong,
Xiuzhen, and Cuifen.
Guodong,
I'm leaving.
Guodong,
I'm leaving.
Guodong,
I'm leaving.
I'm on my way.
Come to me.
Madam,
get out of the way.
You're OK?
Mr. Liu,
this is
Sun.
She is also a Water Bear,
living in our neighborhood city.
She has been trying to kill herself,
but she hasn't made it.
So I brought her here.
Stop staring at her.
Sun,
this is Mr. Liu I mentioned to you.
He has rich experience of suicide,
and has tried all kinds of methods.
How about
you talking with each other
about it?
Hello.
What's wrong?
What's going on here?
You made a good guidance.
What guidance?
Eternal companion.
Your words inspired me.
I came to the Household Registration Center,
and checked all the suicide records.
Ms. Sun failed to kill herself by using gas,
and caused a fire in her neighborhood.
Ms. Sun tried to kill herself at her friend's home.
She jumped off a plane in the grand canyon.
Almost committing suicide 10 times a year.
She was grounded by Bureau of Transformer.
Therefore, I found Ms. Sun,
a female water bear who is stubborn,
and constantly tries to kill herself,
so I made this beautiful encounter.
Aren't you matching them up blindly?
Don't worry. Let's wait and see.
I'm
587 years old.
How old are you?
I'm much younger.
363 years old.
This is what I've been reading recently.
There are many ways to die.
It's very enlightening.
Have you tried this?
How about this?
Then
when you're available some day,
we can try
together.
No need to put it off.
Let's do it now.
It works?
What exactly is love?
Is it a fleeting joy,
unforgettable wait,
or an eternal companion?
Actually no one can tell.
Just like Chief Zhou who is a black panther.
He is into the single mother Manager Liu
who is a squirrel.
There's no logic
in love.
I will keep silent
on the matter of love.
But I know the reason
why Zhou likes Manager Liu.
Why?
Manager Liu
used to be Zhou's leader,
just like you two.
They were once partners.
Kevin was in the Household Registration Center?
No.
Liu Xiaohong
was the Chief of the Crime Formation.
Stop.
I'm Liu Xiaohong from the Bureau of Transformer.
You are under arrest for intentional injury.
Zhou,
are you OK?
I'm fine.
Later,
Liu got married and had a son,
and she transferred to the civilian post.
Two years ago,
her husband disappeared,
and she became a single mother.
Years roll on,
but Zhou still
can't forget his love for Liu.
I should have given it to you the other day,
but something happened.
Xiaohong, actually,
actually I...